Why Are Republicans Better Storytellers?

By Marty Kaplan – Director, Norman Lear Center and Professor at the USC Annenberg School, writing at The Huffington Post“….The Reagan and George W. Bush deficits had nothing to do with big government, nor does Medicare; hanky-panky from Enron to AIG proves nothing, nor does 9/11 on Bush’s watch, nor the lack of WMDs in Iraq; discrimination went away by itself; and there was no cause for the trade union movement to exist; the Pentagon needs every weapon system it asks for, no matter how obsolete or bloated; we love our veterans, no matter how much they’re shafted by the system when they come home from war.”

Democrats make lousy narrators.

If you’re a movement conservative — the only kind of Republican in the media, which means the only kind of Republican who exists — then everything that happens can be explained by the same simple story:

Once upon a time, there was a free market. Businesses were left alone to create jobs and wealth; traditional values endured; America ruled the world. But when Democrats had their chance, they killed business with big government; they destroyed the American way of life with immorality and coddling; they blamed America and romanticized our enemies.

No truths are too inconvenient to fit that frame. The Reagan and George W. Bush deficits had nothing to do with big government, nor does Medicare; hanky-panky from Enron to AIG proves nothing, nor does 9/11 on Bush’s watch, nor the lack of WMDs in Iraq; discrimination went away by itself; and there was no cause for the trade union movement to exist; the Pentagon needs every weapon system it asks for, no matter how obsolete or bloated; we love our veterans, no matter how much they’re shafted by the system when they come home from war.

But Democrats are tongue-tied. Whatever the issue — health care, energy, the economy, trade — it’s complicated. Everything is always about everything else. Policies have seven sub-points. Issues have six sides. Progress is about compromise. Democracy is messy. Let me explain to you one more time why the banks are too big to fail.

Democrats may have the facts on their side, and things may well be too complex to explain with slogans, but that doesn’t mean that locating events on a simple story line is beneath the dignity of educated people. Columnists like Frank Rich and Paul Krugman and Tom Friedman mange to fit the news of the world into a comprehensible, coherent, ongoing accounts of how we got to where we are. Why can’t Democratic politicians?

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