OSAMA BIN LADEN, RATHER THAN SUBMITTING HIS USUAL ELECTION YEAR TAPE
VOTES TODAY IN WEST PALM BEACH
By Gordon Duff STAFF WRITER
Terrorist mastermind Osama Bin Laden was photographed today outside a precinct in West Palm Beach, Florida. Bin Laden, getting out of a car registered to a local resident named Coulter, sauntered in, presented a Florida drivers license with a Palm Beach address and cast his vote.
Notice who is opening the car door for him. Enough said.
He stopped to chat up an exit poller for a minute, got back into his car and was followed until he disappeared in traffic on Flagler Boulevard.
When the poller was questioned, he had no idea he had actually spoken with Osama bin Laden. “He seemed prettymuch like many of the new crowd we have in Palm Beach. All he said to me was that his vote was confidential but “You can be certain that, sure as there is no God but Allah and Mohammed is his messenger, I didn’t vote for the black guy.””
Many of us have been waiting breathlessly for the usual election year tape from bin Laden. It has been a real disappointment that nothing appeared. Announcements for McCain were put on the encrypted/passworded Al Quaeda websites which were cracked and published 2 weeks ago. McCain actually got a bit of a boost in the polls from the bin Laden endorsement. Conversely, McCain dropped a full 2 points when endorsed by Vice President Cheney.
Whether this is an indication of current trends in GOP loyalty isn’t clear yet. Both bin Laden and Cheney have serious health problems and have similar histories of attacks on American institutions. However, bin Laden has done much less damage, as surveys indicate, than Cheney.
Over the past 2 years, both have been equally difficult to find, with bin Laden, it seems, in Florida much of the time and Cheney in parts unknown.
ABOUT THE AUTHOR: Gordon Duff is a Senior Staff Writer for VeteransToday.com. He is a U.S. Marine Vietnam Veteran and regular contributor. He is a specialist in banking and economics and holds a United Nations diplomatic post.
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