Bush Regime Offers Vets Limitless Jobs

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Homeless Veteran Cartoon Realistic Job Solutions from a Thankful Nation

by G. Duff

Vets have opportunities like never before in today’s worldwide economy.  With current laws protecting vets from losing their jobs due to service and a great economy brought on by NAFTA and our Jobs to China program, never have things looked so rosy for returning troops. 

Thousands returning home have been told their old jobs, guaranteed by law, no longer exist or they have been replaced.  The opportunity this has given many to find new and more exciting jobs in the food service industry or simply taking relaxed extended vacations has been a gift from heaven.

Vets choosing to use their GI Bill for college will find that the current federal program covers everything with the exception of tuition, living expenses and books.  Everything else is paid except for healthcare.

 

     

Wounded vets can live at warehousing in Walter Reed or come home to wait years for the VA to evaluate their condition.  While waiting for the VA, trips to Europe or Hawaii can fill in the time or perhaps living under a bridge, a parents basement or in a homeless shelter can work out.

 

The famed Reverend John Hagee, spokesman for the Neocon Nutcases thinks that “starvation” will eliminate the veteran problem.  His solution for veterans whose jobs have been given to others is starvation.  He thinks all VA benefits for veterans are works of Satan and contrary to the beliefs of his personal Jesus.  For those of you who are Christians, you can be sure that the “regular Jesus” will have a warm reception arranged for that bloated Hitleresque toad when his time comes. 

 

Veterans Apply for Jobs NowCandidate McCain is a follower of Hagee.  McCain’s life has been a lesson to veterans and his example is one many can follow.  McCain, other than being born the son of our top Admiral, learned his public relations skills while talking on Radio Hanoi during his extensive visit during the Vietnam War.  He was a great favorite with many for his endless interviews.

 

His advice to enemy pilots and gunners on US tactics won him both a chestfull of medals from the US and lifelong friends in Hanoi.

 

Returning vets who can’t find millionaire beer baronesses to marry can always run for the Senate and troll for payoffs.  This got McCain nominated to the elite Keating 5.  Senate is the easiest job with some states, like Wyoming, having a higher percentage of Senators than highschool grads.

 

“Job following” is a good way to both travel and follow economic trends.  Most vets will find jobs have first gone to Mexico then to China.  Language skills won’t be a problem as in both countries, workers who “speak up” are either beaten or jailed.  Not knowing the language can be a huge advantage.

 

For veterans, especially the disabled vets, using your “veteran’s preference” is a way of assuring employment.  Simply apply at the VA or Post Office, take the test and wait 4 or 5 years.  You are certain to get a call.

 

For Generals, the options are a bit different.  They can “migrate” directly into government suppliers.  Without this kind of opportunity, we might not have vets in hospitals and cemeteries.  Imagine, without the Pentagon “revolving door” job market, we would have real rifles, working helmets and body armor and wouldn’t have gone to war with vehicles that have less protective capability than Yugo convertible.

 

Lower ranking officers can get Pentagon contracts as “disinformation specialists”, filling the internet with phony pro-war propaganda, imaginary heroic tales or attacks on politicians demanding accountability in foreign policy and spending.

 

Other opportunities are with mercenary groups where vets can train death squads made up of Chilean and Philippine recruits who will kill anyone and anything for 20 bucks a day and bill at 5000.00 “Pentagon Bucks” a day.  This sure beats working at McDonalds.

Small dictatorships around the world need these services to rid themselves of trade unions and opposition political parties.  Americans have the knowledge and experience to make the world safer and better for our friends, no matter how “unfriendly” they may seem.

 

An option many choose is suicide.  I am not sure it counts as employment but it has proven the choice of many over dealing with the VA or fighting the Department of Labor to get their old jobs back. 

 

Drugs and crime are another option, an option made famous by the “fear crazed Vietnam veterans” of the past.  Vets can form gangs, and “knock off” casinos, banks, drug dealers or go on vigilante missions.  My favorite and most recent of these is the Val Kilmer film, Conspiracy.  I highly recommend it.  Kilmer plays an Iraqi war vet who is beaten by police with his artificial limb. 

 

gduff_01His response is both entertaining and delightfully appropriate.  The “bad guys” in the film are a combination of Bush insiders and defense contractor extremists.  Watching them dispatched is will inspire anyone.


 

by Gordon Duff, a Fear Crazed Vietnam Veteran

    

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Gordon Duff posted articles on VT from 2008 to 2022. He is a Marine combat veteran of the Vietnam War. A disabled veteran, he worked on veterans and POW issues for decades. Gordon is an accredited diplomat and is generally accepted as one of the top global intelligence specialists. He manages the world's largest private intelligence organization and regularly consults with governments challenged by security issues. Duff has traveled extensively, is published around the world, and is a regular guest on TV and radio in more than "several" countries. He is also a trained chef, wine enthusiast, avid motorcyclist, and gunsmith specializing in historical weapons and restoration. Business experience and interests are in energy and defense technology.