New Vet Group Needed: Honor For Cash

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prowar_400NEW "SWIFT VET" GROUP BEING FORMED

ANY CAUSE, ANY POLITICIAN IF THE MONEY IS GOOD

by Gordon Duff

With returning veterans jobless and homeless, sponsors are being sought for a new veterans group that will work for any candidate and any cause this election.  We are looking for oil money, big tobacco money, insurance money, pro-war money, big union money, as long as it’s green and spends, we will take it.

We don’t care if your candidate is gay, a former enemy collaborator, has a wife who hates "whitey", is "krazy as a koot" or has been arrested in a men’s room.  We will sign any statement, make any accusation, appear in any commercial and even ride to the Whitehouse dressed as motorcycle gang members if needed.  We can be demonstrators, counter-demonstrators, clandestine demonstrators, spokesmen, counter-spokesmen, gay supporters, anti-gay supporters, pro veteran, anti-veteran, pro war, anti war….we simply don’t care.

We have witnesses ready to back up any charge, any allegation from gay sex to terrorist sympathies.  Our members have seen any candidate you name meet with support, fail to support, take bribes from or have sex with any person, animal or thing you can name.  For the first time, political services available only in secret can now be purchased on the open market!

     

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Our members are real vets, phony vets, vet "sympathizers", people who have "known vets", slept with "vets", read about vets, seen vets on tv and have been photographed by vets.  We have ample supplies of bumper stickers, regular flags, upside down flags, pink flags, rainbow flags, pro war banners, anti-war banners and more.

We are prepared to deny the holocaust, say cigarettes are good for you, support sex with children (in selected states where things like this are "legal"), support any amendment (except maybe the first and a couple of others) and any cause.  We stand ready to be interviewed by Hannity, Limbaugh, show up on any Fox Network news broadcast or, if money is good enough, picket any of the above.

Imagine yourself, a candidate for office.  You may have been a draft dodger, you may have a history of taking bribes, you may have arrests for cocaine or public gay sex.  You may have voted against veterans and for big oil, big tobacco, big insurance or simply never voted at all.  We don’t care.  We don’t judge.

We want sponsors.  If you own an oil company or private army or want to start a war or perhaps stop paying taxes or want your political opponents arrested for no reason, we are ready to help you.

Even if your dog runs away, you can always buy a vet, real or "synthetic" to stand behind you.

We stand ready to do anything needed.  In a country where any phone can be tapped, anyone detained in secret and tried by military courts, we will be the ones to knock down the door, take away the guns and lead the "enemy", whoever we are paid to see them as, away to the "camps".

gduffPeople thought filling the Justice Department with thugs and crooks was good enough.  We can show them how wrong they were.

Who says democracy can’t be won off the battlefield?


About the Author: Gordon Duff is a regular contributor willing to sell his soul to the highest bidder.


 

 

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Gordon Duff posted articles on VT from 2008 to 2022. He is a Marine combat veteran of the Vietnam War. A disabled veteran, he worked on veterans and POW issues for decades. Gordon is an accredited diplomat and is generally accepted as one of the top global intelligence specialists. He manages the world's largest private intelligence organization and regularly consults with governments challenged by security issues. Duff has traveled extensively, is published around the world, and is a regular guest on TV and radio in more than "several" countries. He is also a trained chef, wine enthusiast, avid motorcyclist, and gunsmith specializing in historical weapons and restoration. Business experience and interests are in energy and defense technology.