MEETING ALLEGED BY PULITZER PRIZE WINNER SEYMOUR HERSH
PHONY IRAN ATTACK ON US TARGETS "IN THE WORKS"…VOLUNTEERS AND SUPPORT NEEDED
By Gordon Duff STAFF WRITER
If ever a country needed an "ass whoppin", it is Iran (or North Korea, Sudan, Venezuela, Zimbabwe, France, Libya, Algeria, Canada…I keep forgetting…) Now we hear that the Bush Administration is planning an 11th hour war based on "false flag" attacks. http://www.truthout.org/article/hersh-cheney-plan-creating-false-flag-attack A "false flag" attack is where a country would, lets say, crash airliners into their own buildings to justify a war they believed necessary but impossible to legitimize any other way. Real historians will tell you that most wars start with this kind of attack, be it Tonkin Gulf incident or imaginary WMDs.
Since we, as a nation, have already decided that God has annointed us to destroy non-believers, inferior races and countries with natural resources we covet, I believe it is time for every decent American to get behind our government and stop the constant "Hollywood pinko homosexual communist liberal" dissent that has divided and weakened America.
I am looking for suggestions from readers as to what to call our new support group. My first thought is: AMERICANS KILLING AMERICANS FOR FREEDOM or ATTACK AMERICA NOW BEFORE GODLESS HEATHENS DO IT FIRST…
I am thinking we should start start with a blue ribbon committee. I hear that Tom DeLay might be available to help. A simple attack might be enough. With oil prices starting to dip and big political contributors in the oil futures market having to sell their third homes to make margin calls, there is little time to waste.
Cheney is supposed to have suggested that seals carry out the attack. What effect these furry aquatic mammals might have on a powerfully armed American force or "soft targets" here at home is yet to be comprehended. 
There are few people in the world feared as much as Cheney himself, especially by his own friends. All we need is Cheney, a motorboat, a Holiday Inn towel and his trusty shotgun and oil can hit 200 bucks and Marines can start marching on Tehran. With Russian troops invading Georgia (not the one here….they wouldn’t last ten minutes…the locals could handle them easily), we might be able to cut a deal to split Iran. The same sort of deal was done between Hitler and Stalin over Poland and they didn’t even have oil. What a pack of fools they were!
This would free us up to finish Afghanistan cleanly and go after Pakistan, world capital of pita and telemarketers.
Trying to coordinate our moral support with the proper government agency that handles covert attacks on the US has not been easy. There is something very wrong about Homeland Security attacking the US. This would be too much irony, even for Cheney. The FBI and CIA can’t be involved. They are either full of foreign spies, aspiring authors or simple screw-ups to the point where sensitive projects like this are beyond their capabilities.
A big part of our efforts will require the help of the press. Based on the recent anthrax "suicide" and the flurry of trumped up stories damning the unindicted, unarrested research scientist found "suicided" (maybe even by his own hands….anything is possible), the bullshit machine is gassed up and ready for the road. http://www.truthout.org/article/identifying-anthrax-killer All they need is direction and the mechanism for pumping out lies and propganda is, perhaps, the only successful program the Bush Administration will be able to leave McCain or Obama. My studies of both indicate that they are likely to need it and will be making constant use of its services.
The US has invaded Canada so many times, embarassingly unsuccessfully, it is almost second nature to us. If the Iran "attack" and invasion work out, perhaps we can finally handle that Canada problem. They are close by and aligned with the traitorous "Blue States" that have sided with terrorism and socialism.
Just think of the fuel we would save? With most Canadians no longer able to speak English, I think we could have them on the ropes in no time. Hell, they might not even know they are invaded at all. Half the Canadians I know already think they have been invaded.
Gordon Duff is a regular contributor.
Gordon Duff posted articles on VT from 2008 to 2022. He is a Marine combat veteran of the Vietnam War. A disabled veteran, he worked on veterans and POW issues for decades.
Gordon is an accredited diplomat and is generally accepted as one of the top global intelligence specialists. He manages the world’s largest private intelligence organization and regularly consults with governments challenged by security issues.
Duff has traveled extensively, is published around the world, and is a regular guest on TV and radio in more than “several” countries. He is also a trained chef, wine enthusiast, avid motorcyclist, and gunsmith specializing in historical weapons and restoration. Business experience and interests are in energy and defense technology.
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