"BEVERLY HILLS VETERANS CONSERVANCY" IN ARLINGTON TAKEOVER BID
CEMETARY TO BECOME "PUBLIC FRIENDLY"
By Gordon Duff STAFF WRITER
The wealthy and powerful "politicos" that took Veteran land in California leading to months of protests and the VA spy scandal now tells VT News Network that they are planning to use their influence to make Arlington National Cemetary more "people friendly."
BHVC Chairperson, Renee Slimewater told our reporter, "Arlington, as it is now, is just so depressing, everything about dead people. Who cares about dead people? We have a fundraiser planned already. We just need crews to get some those tombstones and crappy memorials out of the way so our trucks can bring in the ferris wheel."
We have been told that key members of Congress and the Department of Veterans Surveillance are supporting the plan for "modernizing" the cemetary. We asked Congressman Henry Wallwaxer of California what he thought of the plan. "I think we need some place for families to get together for miniature golf and cook outs. Now if we could only get more police here to get those damned vets and their wheelchairs and upside down flags out of the way, we could move forward. Their protests are disrepectful to our flag and holding up the fundraiser we are having for the Chevy Chase Poodle Prancers Association."
Robert Rosebrock, California veterans advocate commented, "It will be a relief for us to have them go after other sacred national treasures while we still have a few acres of our veterans park in Los Angeles left. I do think the idea of opening and ice cream stand in front of the Vietnam Wall and putting an ATM inside the Lincoln Memorial is a bit over the top, even for them. It kind of reminds me of something from the gospels."
Veterans groups opposing the "upgrade" plan protests. They report that their efforts to save veterans land in California were met with armed police confront aging World War 2 veterans and by spy operations.
Slimewater also told us, "By next year, we will have operations in full swing. A local developer has asked for a small portion of "our park" for condo development. However, it will be months before we can get the land ready for this. Congress is going to give us funding to move the junk out of here but they haven’t yet voted enough to dig up the bodies. What was that movie, Poltergeist ? How do they expect us to do business here with bodies popping out of the ground?"
Next week we will be interviewing a local advertising agency planning to sell advertising space on the Washington Monument. Local development authorites are concerned about poor planning and are hoping to get the Disney group involved.
Gordon Duff is a Marine combat veteran and regular contributor on political and social issues.
Gordon Duff posted articles on VT from 2008 to 2022. He is a Marine combat veteran of the Vietnam War. A disabled veteran, he worked on veterans and POW issues for decades.
Gordon is an accredited diplomat and is generally accepted as one of the top global intelligence specialists. He manages the world’s largest private intelligence organization and regularly consults with governments challenged by security issues.
Duff has traveled extensively, is published around the world, and is a regular guest on TV and radio in more than “several” countries. He is also a trained chef, wine enthusiast, avid motorcyclist, and gunsmith specializing in historical weapons and restoration. Business experience and interests are in energy and defense technology.