Next time Anthony, wear a Zoro costume or something – on top at least
… by Jim W. Dean, VT Editor …with Vimeo
One of my favorite sayings around VT is, “You just can’t make this stuff up.” Anthony Weiner is a walking, breathing example of that…in spades.
Although it is physically painful for me to even listen to the guy, when I found this 11 minute clip on Vimeo I sucked it in, swallowed my bias as best I could, and shouldered my responsibility to see if this was worthy of sharing with the readers.
Dear Mrs. Weiner, what you need to do, if there is an next time, is hire a real time monitor for all of this smart phone communications so you can try to nip his “I gots to show it to you” urges right in the bud when they occur.
I know your friend Hillary, who road Bill into the White House, when she was not waiting her turn anyway, said that you could ride Mr. Weiner into…well, the Mayorship. And I suspect there was something about ‘all’s well that ends well”, like with you being a senator or President someday.
But you would have had a problem with that. You see that extra $350,000 you made on the side while a top assistant for Hillary, paid by one of the NY City investment houses for some consulting I believe…we here at VT have a another way to describe that transaction.
I think you had stated that you did not provide any insider information in return, which would mean that Hillary did not teach you very well, or that the New York banksters are slumming to buy influence these days.
As for Anthony, I had a neighbor hold her huskie dog’s infected eye open while I did pretty well putting two types of eye drops in.
The next day I saw her walking the dog with on of those plastic cone things around the dogs neck so it could not scratch the infected eye.
I immediately thought, “Hey, that’s what Anythony Weiner needs for his weiner, but maybe a different version with a screen on the front of the cone so he can wee wee…but no pictures.
You’ll forgive me but I am the spontaneous creative type.
But here it is folks, Brother Weiners post mortem, edited from footage shot during his campaign, the one that never should have happened.
Whatever happened to joining the Israeli Army for a couple of years to get the extradition safety pass they give you? Even Rahm Emanuel took the short course in the IDF, while getting some other type of training I am sure. I did not buy the story of his working in the motor pool.
Dear Mrs. Weiner, you can do better, and apparently Anthony thinks he can, also. For the rest of us we have….from the Vimeo credits:
From inside the Weiner tornado the whole world looks absurd. People who hate you hate you for typing a few lame, creepy things into your laptop. People who admire you probably shouldn’t. Everyone is a menace, a fool or a jackass, like a mosquito.
You’ve got ten-thousand mosquitoes swirling around you, and you loathe all of them, and you need them, and they think you’re a pervert, but you might be good for New York because of your ideas book, which isn’t bad.
Produced by Peter Savodnik
Reported by Alex Bolton
Directed & Edited by Ed Perkins
[vimeo 73823361] -Anthony the Weiner