5 Dumb Day Jobs Of Superheroes, And What They Could Be Doing

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By Lydia Bugg
Even superheroes have to worry about bills. Well, unless you’re Batman, Iron Man, Green Arrow, Iron Fist, Professor X … OK, some superheroes have to worry about bills. The ones who weren’t born rich have to do day jobs in addition to saving people, and some of them go about this in really inefficient ways. Don’t worry, superheroes, I’m here to help. As a definitely not-qualified professional, I’ve analyzed your skills and personalities and placed you all in the most appropriate and lucrative side hustles.

  • Spider-Man Should Be A Professional Gamer

Spider-Man picked photographer as his career, because … actually, I can’t even fathom why. Peter Parker is a genius chemist, but for some reason, he would rather make just above minimum wage with a mediocre dental plan by taking pictures of himself in his Spider-Man costume. He’s essentially a cosplayer with only one dirty, sweaty costume. He’s like, “Hey everybody, look! It’s me as Spider-Man, and here’s one of me as Spider-Man.
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