OFFICE OF SPECIAL RACIAL AND POLITICAL PURITY
CHIEF INQUISITOR REP. MICHELLE BACHMANN (R) MINN. WANTS YOU!
By Gordon Duff STAFF WRITER
Washington DC (VTN) Applicants for positions in the new Office of Special Racial and Political Purity, under the Department of "Real" Homeland Security, are asked to submit applications in the next 30 days. Qualifications will be based on hiring restrictions for the Transportation Safety Administration and Border Patrol and Immigration Security Services as listed below.
- Education: none required
- Criminal Background Check: not applicable
- Political Affiliations: none required (Jews, Negroes, Liberals, Socialists, Communists, Hispanics, Moslems, union members or other anti-Americans need not apply including people who look Asian or talk "foreign")
- Physical/Mental Health Requirements: none (providing applicant demonstrates proper pigment and facial features requirements)
- Religions Affiliations: none (we accept all white evangelical Christians regardless of race, ethnic background or religion)
- Personal Equipment Requirements: Handgun, knowledge of poisons and explosives, baseball bat, spray paint, pickup truck preferred
- Skills: good with ropes and knots, comfortable with late night working environment
Investigatory priority list:
- Military Services: "Political Commissioners" are requested to apply for nomination. Refusal by some commanders to take part in the mandated "pro-American" program of "Proper Religious Realignment" (the "Convert or Die") program to be pushed forward in Iraq, Afghanistan, Kuwait, Qatar and the UAE needs to be reported so violators can be removed from command by their men and sent to reeducation camps being set up in Tennessee.
- Department of Veterans Affairs: It has come to our attention that "welfare seeking" and Socialist elements among veterans and returning military are coming to the attention of our "Patients Rights Advocacy" group meant to elimate such threats. More "Advocates" are needed. "Shell Shocked" and "PTSD" cowards along with the worthless cripples and head injury cases need to be removed from the system where the established public "safety net" of homeless shelters, missions and soup kitchens can give them the level of care and treatment appropriate. No more handouts. Have we no prisons, no workhouses?
- Schools: It has come to our attention that millions of liberal teachers are involved in practicing Witchcraft in schools. Secular education by teachers, many of whom have some college, has to end. Schools should be closed immediately and all children should be homeschooled so they can get the kind of book learning they really need.
- Police Departments: All ethnically and religously "challenged" individuals must be removed immediately. The primary job of police departments, that being keeping "those people" in line must be reestablished.
- Neighborhood Watch: Each neighborhood will have a "Standardization Officer" who will coordinate home inspections, monitoring internet and cable "filtering" and issue travel and visitor passes for people leaving their homes or those expecting guests.
- Religous Participation: Each block or hamlet will have an Officer of Faith Enforcement charged with organizing and scheduling compliance with mandatory worship requirements and regular standardization of religious practices including an "open curtains policy", video monitoring of home activities, 9PM lights out policies and dress codes.
- Employment Oversight: Officers of this department are tasked with monitoring potential disruptions, be they bathroom, lunch or cigarette breaks, demands by women and "ethnics" for unfair equal pay, working condition complaints or problems caused by workers demanding wages for every hour or day worked.
With the upsurge of anti-American practices in the less patriotic and less "real" areas of America and the unreasonable demands potential terrorists, practicers of blasphemy, witchcraft, Catholicism, Islam, Judaism, Methodism, Unitarianism, Socialism and homosexuality public punishments are going to have to be organized for each community.
Designated Officers of Public Justice will be appointed from among the faithful and places of public punishment, usually handled in basements of police stations, will now be relocated to the former public libraries. These attractive facilities, no longer needed since their closure for spreading lies and unclean messages of tolerance, can provide, not only stages for public punishment but private facilities for our Inquisitors to root out potential evil in our communities before it becomes a problem.
For the Office of Special Racial and Political Purity
Rep. Michelle Bachmann (R) Minn "Member of Congress" as acting Inquisitor
Gov. Sarah Palin Chief Advisor
Vice President Richard "Dick" Cheney Honorary Chairman
ABOUT THE AUTHOR: Gordon Duff is a Senior Staff Writer for VeteransToday.com. He is a U.S. Marine Vietnam Combat Veteran and regular contributor on social and political issues. He holds a United Nations diplomatic post.
Gordon Duff posted articles on VT from 2008 to 2022. He is a Marine combat veteran of the Vietnam War. A disabled veteran, he worked on veterans and POW issues for decades.
Gordon is an accredited diplomat and is generally accepted as one of the top global intelligence specialists. He manages the world’s largest private intelligence organization and regularly consults with governments challenged by security issues.
Duff has traveled extensively, is published around the world, and is a regular guest on TV and radio in more than “several” countries. He is also a trained chef, wine enthusiast, avid motorcyclist, and gunsmith specializing in historical weapons and restoration. Business experience and interests are in energy and defense technology.
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