By Dave Barry Miami Herald
All in all I thought it was a terrific Super Bowl, except when the Toyota Corolla with the stuck throttle crashed through the west grandstands and took out the entire CBS sideline reporting staff.
I’m kidding, of course. It was a Camry. But other than that, it was a fantastic day at Sun Life Stadium, which at halftime officially changed its name to “ShamWow Stadium” and by the end of the game was going by “Fred.”
The pregame scene outside the stadium was very festive; the sun was shining and the fans were happy (I am using “happy” in the sense of “fairly hammered already”). You could tell the Saints fans because every few feet they would shout “Who dat.” This is a system — similar to the sonar system used by bats — that enables Saints fans to identify each other by sound when they are too happy to see.
Happy Together
You could tell the Colts fans because a lot of them had their faces painted blue, so they looked like characters from the movie Avatar who had been transported from the planet Pandora to the Midwest and developed a Krispy Kreme habit.
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