Republicrat Corruption Reigns Supreme!

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Anyways, I was thinking, you know these bankster terrorists have a lot in common with that other terrorist, what’s his name? Um -err – oh yeah, Osama Fake Laden! I mean both are on the run and can’t seem to be located, right? Can we prosecute anyway? I know I know! I kid, I joke!
I guess the difference is that the banksters are still in our pocket while Osama Fake Laden is just on hiatus as they find a new actor to play the part.
Yeah really! I heard it on grapevine that the actor who played Osama wanted more money saying he had a better part in a George Clooney flick. Geez, what’s with the CIA? They don’t pay like they used to? Whoa!
Anyways, the so-called Osama actor, let’s call him “Nacho” was fired for thinking he was an A-List actor. What an idiot! Did you see his latest vids? I mean this guy can’t even dress the part consistently. One day his hair is grey next black. Come on Nacho! Get with the corruption thing!
Anyway, I spoke to a friend in L.A. and he said Nacho is living in cardboard box on Sunset Boulevard with the rest of his fellow Californians who are out of work with a foreclosure stamp on their forehead. Rumor?

Corruption: Johnny Punish Investigates

Suspicious, I took it upon myself to investigate. Using the Freedom of Information Act (FOIA), I found that the only person worldwide who is really searching for a 6’5″ Arab terror master is, in fact, O.J. Simpson – the same O.J. Simpson who has sworn a lifetime of search for the killers of ex-wife Nicole Simpson and Ron Goldman.  Admittedly, to date, O.J. has not found the Nicole /Ron killers but when he was on that lovely Florida golf course he had a few hot leads so give him a break, okay!
Now O.J. sits in a Las Vegas jail, true, but they say he’s hot on the trail of Osama Fake Laden. O.J. says that there is a guy in there who knows a guy behind the guy who is the guy! Hey not bad! That’s better than what Dubbya and Darth Cheney brought us! I mean Lil’ Georgy was sending our poor Marines into the caves of Afghanistan turning over rocks and tumbleweeds looking or this odd looking cartoon terror character. So kudos to O.J. I like his inside info! After all, what’s  up with Prez. Obama? Is he too busy to search for Osama Fake Laden. What? It’s not like he’s busy closing down Guantanamo Bay or something! Corruption?
Come on Barak, say a few words about Osama or did you get that lil’ visit from a few men in black? Did they buy you a hot chocolate and ask you to sit down and get cozy? I bet one of them leaned over slightly and said in soft quiet sure voice “Now listen here Bah-rat, here’s what’s really goin’ on ya hear and ya’ll need to play or yer done faster than u can say Jimmah Cartar or better, that John F. Kennedy foolio, capiche!”

Corruption: “I’ll Take a Burrito Supreme Court for $ 3 Billion Alex!”

So with Gitmo still in business, torturers on vacation, and banksters running roughshod over the whole damn thing, it’s no wonder that corruption runs rampant in the USA and is sliding down towards Somalia status! Rock on!
Now some of you still have this dream of taking our country back! LOL! Well, I shall humor you! As Captain Renault from Casablanca once said “Round up the usual suspects!” –  oilmen, Wallstreeters, and all military industrial complexers. I mean, somebody has to stop their corruption, right? After all, the Burrito Supreme Court just gave them a blank check to write their way into our politicians pockets without disclosure and without limits and no one is screaming! Amazing! Ah, corruption! I just love it!
Everyone is cashing in! Well okay, maybe not everyone right? I mean, how’s bout you and me? I don’t know about you, but seriously, I live on a dirt road with chickens and can barely afford my $ 425 a month rent. So with over $ 3 billion spent on this mid-term election, where’s my cut of the corruption? Oh! I guess I was NOT invited to that republicrat corruption party!
Serfs up!  It sucks to be a peasant!
2010 Copyright – Johnny Punish
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