Be thankful it hasn’t happened yet



By Kevin Barrett, VT Editor

happy-thanksgivingIt’s Thanksgiving 2014. You’re still here – reading this.  So….

Be thankful. Be very, very thankful.

Terrible things have happened. Terrible things are happening. And undoubtedly, terrible things will continue to happen.

But it could be a whole lot worse.

And yes, I know it’s bad. Every week, Jim Fetzer and I bring you a hideously depressing summary of all of the awful things going on in the world. It’s a TV show called False Flag Weekly News, and it goes out live on every Thursday at 8 a.m. Pacific/11 a.m. Eastern. This week we will be bringing you a special Thanksgiving episode guaranteed to stuff your inner turkey with appallingly demoralizing reports about the most insufferably disheartening happenings.

If you watch False Flag Weekly News regularly, you will be atrociously well-informed about the unbearably hideous events transpiring on this benighted planet.

Even incurably optimistic people have been cured of that dread disease by watching False Flag Weekly News. One cockeyed optimist, simply by setting his computer screen exactly 28 inches from his eyes and focusing intently on it for the duration of a single 30-minute episode of False Flag Weekly News, was able to quickly achieve 20-20 vision, throw away his rose-colored eyeglasses, and cancel his weekly visits to the ophthalmologist.

Now he’s seeing a psychiatrist instead. Fortunately, she’s much better-looking.

Such things might happen to you too, if you made a habit of watching False Flag Weekly News.

Every week we bring you 25 or 30 stories, virtually all of them qualifying as spine-chilling, gut-wrenching bad news. If you survive watching our show, you will be in a position to withstand everything and anything that could possibly come your way, in accordance with Nietzsche’s axiom “whatever doesn’t kill me makes me stronger.”

But Thanksgiving is no ordinary Thursday. So this November 27th, as we kneel down before our national turkeys and plunge our carving knives into the juicy stuffing of our individual and collective dreams, it is incumbent upon us to remember the nearly infinite number of things that we ought to be grateful for. High on that list: The very large number of terrible, horrible, no-good, awful things that, somehow, haven’t happened yet.

Here are some of those things. Each of these stories represents an authentic newspaper headline or TV news lead-in, just like the ones we report on False Flag Weekly News…except these dreadful things have not occurred…at least, not yet.

Sears Tower Nuked, Cheney Seizes Power; Silverstein to Collect $10 Trillion Insurance Settlement

10 Million Dissidents Now Incarcerated in FEMA Camps

Packers Lose to Patriots at Lambeau

Chemtrail Planes Overfly Macy’s Parade, Spell “HAPPY THANKSGIVING” in Aluminum, Barium & Strontium Nanoparticles

Putin Capitulates, New World Order Victorious

Sunspot Storm Destroys Power Grid for 10 Years, Dozens of Nuclear Plants Melting Down

Hungry Aliens to Lift Limit on Number of Humans Abducted, Devoured

Zionists Destroy al-Aqsa with Directed Energy Weapon; Judy Wood Says “I Told You So”

Obama Brings Back Rumsfeld to Replace Chuck Hagel

Rumsfeld Announces $500 Trillion Missing from Pentagon Budget

Missing Malaysian Airliner Found Inside Pentagon C-Ring; Search for American Flight 77 Continues

Fukushima Radiation Turns Pope into Giant Lizard

WWWIII Begins, Ends; Everybody Dead; Why Are You Reading This?

Michael Aquino Named JCS Chief – Mikey Weinstein Protests USAF Rule Mandating Satan Worship

President Jeb Bush Appoints Amanpour to Head Ministry of Truth

AI-Enhanced Killer Drones Escape Human Control, Heading Through Your Window Right Now

SWAT Team Kicks In Grandmother’s Door, Kills Last Cute Kitty on Earth

Abe Foxman Sits on VT; America’s Best Newspaper Smothered Beneath Enormous Kosher Keister

And if that last one ever happened, folks, you wouldn’t get to read any more delicious holiday articles like this one. Ever, ever again.

So be thankful it hasn’t happened yet.










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Dr. Kevin Barrett, a Ph.D. Arabist-Islamologist is one of America’s best-known critics of the War on Terror. He is the host of TRUTH JIHAD RADIO; a hard driving weekly radio show funded by listener donations at and FALSE FLAG WEEKLY NEWS (FFWN); an audio-video show produced by Tony Hall, Allan Reese, and Kevin himself. FFWN is funded through FundRazr. He also has appeared many times on Fox, CNN, PBS, and other broadcast outlets, and has inspired feature stories and op-eds in the New York Times, the Christian Science Monitor, the Chicago Tribune, and other leading publications. Dr. Barrett has taught at colleges and universities in San Francisco, Paris, and Wisconsin; where he ran for Congress in 2008. He currently works as a nonprofit organizer, author, and talk radio host.