It seems that all that Israeli “training” (using American taxpayer money) is turning American police officers into Zionists. Is this really a good idea? Do we really need Israeli-militarized American cops driving star-of-David-decorated tanks down our streets, setting up ethnic-ID checkpoints and dropping white phosphorus and cluster bombs on our neighborhoods?
Here are the top ten reasons why Israel shouldn’t be brainwashing (I mean, “training”) American cops.
10. Zionist cops will switch to coffee and bagels, so all the donut shops will go bankrupt.
9. In addition to shooting, tazing, choking, and beating the sh*t out of citizens, they’ll start circumsising them too. Do you REALLY want to see this on youtube?
8. The police will demand billions of federal taxpayer dollars to build “Iron Domes” around Jewish neighborhoods.
7. Turning cops Zionist puts them ALL on Sheldon Adelson’s payroll, instead of just the mobbed-up ones.
6. Rather than “thought he had a weapon,” the new excuse for shooting citizens will be “thought he was Arab.” And in addition to shooting kids for playing with toy guns, they’ll shoot them for rock-throwing too.
5. All the cop shows will have to be remade. For example: Dragnet will begin: “Ladies and gentlemen, the story you are about to hear is not quite true. The details have been changed to protect the state of Israel.”
4. We won’t be able to call them “pigs” any more because that’s not kosher.
3. If the cops who killed Mike Brown or Eric Garner had been Jewish, they’d scream “Blood libel! Anti-Semite!” at the protestors.
2. There are 780,000 cops in America. If they were all Jewish, 780,000 American women would be heartbroken their sons weren’t doctors.
1. Cops and Jews never rat each other out. So…Jewish cops?! Fuggidaboudit. When police stations get vandalized with spray-painted swastikas, there’ll be nobody to arrest the self-hating officers who did it.
Dr. Kevin Barrett, a Ph.D. Arabist-Islamologist is one of America’s best-known critics of the War on Terror.
He is the host of TRUTH JIHAD RADIO; a hard driving weekly radio show funded by listener donations at Patreon.com and FALSE FLAG WEEKLY NEWS (FFWN); an audio-video show produced by Tony Hall, Allan Reese, and Kevin himself. FFWN is funded through FundRazr.
He also has appeared many times on Fox, CNN, PBS, and other broadcast outlets, and has inspired feature stories and op-eds in the New York Times, the Christian Science Monitor, the Chicago Tribune, and other leading publications.
Dr. Barrett has taught at colleges and universities in San Francisco, Paris, and Wisconsin; where he ran for Congress in 2008. He currently works as a nonprofit organizer, author, and talk radio host.