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Obama’s secret letter to Iran revealed!

Edward Snowden has hacked into White House computers and acquired a copy of Obama's most recent letter to Tehran.

Oy vey! Top ten reasons why Israel shouldn’t be training American...

Do we really need Israeli-militarized American cops driving star-of-David-decorated tanks down our streets, setting up ethnic-ID checkpoints and dropping white phosphorus and cluster bombs on our neighborhoods?

Business Opportunity: Jihadi Chocolate Shops!

The black flags with white writing are perfect for dark-chocolate-based confectionary delicacies

Israel changes name to Judaic State (JS)

Is Judaic State (JS) imitating Islamic State (IS) - or the other way around?

Operation Security Bottom

Butt-Plug was their answer. “The Jewish homeland needs to seal its bottom and there is only one cheap method to do so” said Yossef Pillowbiter.

Celebrity tweets rip Israel to shreds

Celebrities are posting anti-Israel tweets - and then issuing obligatory "apologies."

New Terror Group OSIRIS Rivals ISIS’s Caliphate

Just when you thought synthetic terrorism couldn't get any goofier...

Dear “Jewish Defense League”: Why aren’t I on your death list?

The JDL's refusal to recognize my achievements is killing me.

Donald Sterling, Cliven Bundy to start “Racist/Jewish State” in rural Nevada

Jewish and goyish racists are making aliyah to rural Nevada - to found a new apartheid state called White Zion.

Secular Anti-Humanists take the pulpit!

The First Church of Leo Strauss, Secular Anti-Humanist, is coming to YOUR town.

Free Jonathan Pollard!

Freeing Jonathan Pollard could lead to Mideast peace. Here's how.

One-gun salute to Washington, DC?

Will Americans build giant middle finger statues to protest the post-9/11 police state?

USA Seeks to Join Russian Federation

We're a failed state ruled by criminal oligarchs. Putin for President!

Top 10 reasons why US should keep intervening in Ukraine

"We lost Crimea, so why not lose the whole country?"

Latest Snowden leak: Obama’s UNEDITED remarks to Netanyahu!

What Obama really thinks of Netanyahu.

The humiliation! I didn’t make “top 10 anti-semites” list

Gordon Duff made the "top ten anti-Semites" list. I'm jealous.

Ten reasons why I Support Alan Dershowitz, Not

Earlier today Haaretz published Dershowitz’ diatribe on the BDS. For the first time, I have to admit, I agree with the elder Zionist mouthpiece.

Mr. President, PLEASE “unleash the drones” !

Hey Obama - drone strike THIS!

Aardvarks make atrocious pets

- Editorial War Breaks out at Veterans Today - Casualty report to follow soon

Israeli soccer team re-named “The Fighting Goys”

Israel's racism is so outrageous it's hard to satirize. As Jim Dean says, "you can't make this stuff up."

Israeli soccer team re-named "The Fighting Goys"

Israel's racism is so outrageous it's hard to satirize. As Jim Dean says, "you can't make this stuff up."

Syrian rebellion devours itself – literally!

Takfiri gourmets have been roaming the rebel-held areas seeking exotic bits of human flesh for their culinary orgies.

Hezbollah gets “terrorist” label for fighting al-Qaeda

Could Western hypocrisy on terrorism could sink any lower?

Five Good Reasons Not to Nuke Washington, DC

Kim Jong-un for President!

I LOVE Big Brother – So Don’t Bother Torturing Me!

You might wake up some day strapped to a gurney in a cage in Guantanamo with spark plug wires hooked to your testicles. Prepare a "torture living will" now, and save yourself a lot of trouble later!

President Morsi should apologize – to apes, pigs, and vampires

The New York Times is right. Egypt's President Morsi should apologize for comparing apes, pigs, and vampires to Zionists.

Conspiracy Theories: A Modest Proposal

Obama's ex-information czar HATES "conspiracy theories." Here is his novel plan to Swiftly get rid of them.

Stop the Press: 0.000125 % of the Jews are Ethical and...

And if this is indeed the case--If they call for the Palestinian Right of Return in the name of soup or Gefilte fish--surely they will be kind enough to share the recipes with the rest of us ASAP

VT mole slips Netanyahu truth serum

The Veterans Today-led psy-op campaign against Israeli PM Netanyahu is starting to draw blood.

Targeting Journalists: A Modest Proposal

If you're a journalist, and you report something Israel doesn't like - such as the truth - Israel will try to blow you up.

Operation Security Roof*

PM Netanyahu is determined that the only way to defend Israel’s populated area is to cover the Jewish State with a thick layer of iron and cement.

Colbert Claims Obama Teleported to Mars for Gay Trysts (with Jerome...

Colbert picks up my "Obama on Mars" story and runs with it...except he left out the carniverous plesiosaurs.

Top Ten Reasons Obama Will Appear on Letterman instead of Meeting...

Here's what Obama will tell Letterman next Tuesday night. You saw it here first!

Zimmerman does NOT represent all Jews!

We cannot repeat too often that Judaism is a religion of peace.

Psychologists: Nation Handling 9/11 Abuse Trauma Surprisingly Well

Collective Abuse Committee members celebrate unanimous findings that Americans are handling 9/11 well.

Exclusive interview! Donald Rumsfeld Defends Predator Drones

I was lucky enough to catch up with Donald Rumsfeld, former Secretary of Defense, at the Edward Teach Memorial Golf Course and Scuba Diving Facility outside of Kingston, Jamaica.

2012 Is Here, Moral Pole Shift Underway

Americans have obviously lost their moral compass. The poles of morality - good and evil - are switching places.